Ohio Thuggin

The Cincinnati Bengals have already had five run-ins with the law before their preseason has officially began, and not to be outdone by the Bengals, Maurice Clarett is apparently jealous that the Bengals get all the press in Ohio and nationally. While he is awaiting trial for two counts of aggravated robbery, four counts of robbery and one count of carrying a concealed weapon in a separate case, last night Clarett led police on a chase across I-70 outside Columbus. The cops had to throw a nail strip to stop him, then needed to mace him after their stun gun was rendered ineffective (because the former Buckeye was wearing a bullet-proof vest), and then when the finally subdued him and placed him in a police van he was kicking and screaming the whole time. Police then went on to discover not 1, not 2, not even 3, but 4 loaded weapons. That’s right Clarett was carrying 3 loaded handguns, and a loaded rifle with him in his SUV while wearing a bulletproof vest. This man is clearly crazy, and I am glad to say that he never wore the maize and blue, colors that have much more integrity than the scarlet and grey, or navy and gold.